Thursday, October 30, 2008

investors wanted!

So I think I've hit on a hot new money making idea, but I will need a few investors. I need a producer, directer, and a camera crew, a lighting crew (etc) to follow me and "the boys" around while we gutter people's houses. I plan on calling this prime time network television show: "Gutters of the Rich and Famous". This idea was spawned while guttering Ted Turner's personal resort and ranch-house/hunting lodge this morning, after a 3 1/2 hour drive from my shop. I think that after this idea catches on, celebs everywhere will be clamouring to have me gutter their homes. I can see it all now; first Ted, then maybe Oprah, then probably Bill Gates, after that I'm sure Paris Hilton will want on board, then the snowball effect will take place and we will just have to open a branch in Hollywood. I'm also taking applications for strong silent "Lead Men" to hang gutter. I'm thinking George Clooney. Let me know if you have any better ideas.

3 comments:

Tim said...

I pledge $50 in investment funding.

Andrew Hawkinson said...

You actually guttered Ted Turner's house!?!?! Can I have your autograph?

Daniel Foster said...

Thanks, guys; I'll give you guys your "props" when I am debuted on "Oprah"...