Thursday, October 30, 2008

investors wanted!

So I think I've hit on a hot new money making idea, but I will need a few investors. I need a producer, directer, and a camera crew, a lighting crew (etc) to follow me and "the boys" around while we gutter people's houses. I plan on calling this prime time network television show: "Gutters of the Rich and Famous". This idea was spawned while guttering Ted Turner's personal resort and ranch-house/hunting lodge this morning, after a 3 1/2 hour drive from my shop. I think that after this idea catches on, celebs everywhere will be clamouring to have me gutter their homes. I can see it all now; first Ted, then maybe Oprah, then probably Bill Gates, after that I'm sure Paris Hilton will want on board, then the snowball effect will take place and we will just have to open a branch in Hollywood. I'm also taking applications for strong silent "Lead Men" to hang gutter. I'm thinking George Clooney. Let me know if you have any better ideas.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

An important emergency health care option

I just hope that whoever is our next president will bring us up to these rigorous UK health care standards.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

just another weekend...



So on mondays, (especially after the gunpower/eyebrow event) the guys at work always ask: "did you have an interesting weekend?" Tomorrow, I will answer; "Not really, just like everybody else's weekend, probably did the same thing everybody did: went to church, watched the kids bury a live chicken,



then a cat; then I dragged up some coal from out back and fired up the old forge
and smelted down some aluminium, (for casting purposes) just like millions of other people most likely did all over the country. Today, I am going to try something different than most, though. Sean and I are going to try to melt copper, which requires an additional 420 degrees Fahrenheit... wish us luck!