Attention, fellow clueless males; think of this as a Public Service Announcement. I have a cousin who recently posted about some dumb schlep asking her friend if she was pregnant (she wasn't.) I may be clueless, but I've never done THAT. Why, you ask? Because I have a little checklist that I go through every time I wonder if someone is pregnant that I MUST have an affirmative answer to before I feel its okay to ask that question. Remember, BOTH questions must be a yes before it is okay to ask!
Number 1). Is the either the baby "crowning," or is there someone standing next to you in scrubs telling her to "push?"
Number 2). You are reasonably sure that you are the father.
Number 2). You are reasonably sure that you are the father.
Remember those two simple questions to ask yourself prior to asking a woman if she is pregnant, and I feel confident that you will never be embarrassed. Or, even better yet, DON'T EVEN ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION, MORON! ODDS ARE YOU WILL BE SORRY, ANYWAY! Let them tell you... Sheesh! Dudes...
